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weblog :: the.rumpus :: archives Friday, August 30, 2002 "Scene 2: A ninja is sleeping at his house. Some idiot walks by singing a super annoying song. Then the ninja wakes up super pissed and ready to rock. The guy just keeps walking and singing, while the ninja starts cutting down a building. When the guy walks by the building, it falls on him. (When the building is falling, a guitar will be wailing hard in the background.) There will be a close up of the dude's feet sticking out from under the building. The feet explode all over the place, because of blood pressure. Then we see that the ninja was playing the guitar. Then all these babes start coming out of nowhere and the ninja starts wailing ever harder (if that's even possible). Then the camera starts fading out and then explodes." www.realultimatepower.net :: 8:24 PM :: :: link to this post :: Seen on the shelf at Scarecrow Video: Caligula II and I Was a Zombie for the FBI Latest bumpersticker spotted: Property of the Klingon Rollerball Team Rented two movies to watch tonight: Flash Gordon Conquers the Universe and Miyazaki's newest, Spirited Away. I'm living in a cave these days. I rarely go out, and I experience the world through a tiny glowing box on top of my desk. I feel like I should get a pointy hat and some winged monkeys. FLY MY PRETTIES! I've been able to hang out with the Film Club folks more than usual lately (Cara had a cool party) and that's been keen. I just love those folks. I want to carry them around everywhere I go so I can pop them out anytime to make an obscure pop-culture joke or spout a witty observation about Lost Highway. I'm cranking out Danger Patrol material like some kind of atomic-powered rpg-writing doo-hickey, so that's good. It's gonna be so cool when it's all done. Phil and Tony are also contributing to the writing now, which is a huge relief. I think it might actually be finished in the forseeable future. I got yet another email from an artist that wants to work on the game, too. He's gonna do a preliminary sketch first and if he's got the mojo, there's a good chance that I'll use him. His rates are actually within our meager budget. :: 8:20 PM :: :: link to this post :: Thursday, August 29, 2002 Look out, it's Steve Karol... and he's going to design a webpage! AIEEEEEEE!www.skwebdesigns.com God, I wish this was a joke. :: 10:15 PM :: :: link to this post :: I have found her www.explodingdog.com :: 3:08 AM :: :: link to this post :: Tuesday, August 27, 2002 Anagrams of my full name: John Stewart HarperSarah threw jet porn Japan thresher trow Warrant her jest hop Rattrap her new josh Preheat jars thrown Thrasher warp jet on! Rehash trojan twerp Panthers harrow jet Have your own fun: wordsmith.org :: 4:40 AM :: :: link to this post :: Wednesday, August 21, 2002 Check out 24 Frames Per Second, a cool site about the movies.:: 5:39 AM :: :: link to this post :: Tuesday, August 20, 2002 Listening to: Morphine, Like SwimmingReading: Jared Diamond, Guns, Germs, and Steel Playing: Battlefield 1942 MP Demo God damn motherfucking Qwest sons-of-bitches! I hate them so much. The second that there is an independant phone provider for Seattle, I am dropping these assholes forever. Thanks to their utter incompetence, my phone and internet service has been out for the past week. And due to their piss-poor customer service, it took 3 separate days of calling them before they even began to lift a finger to fix things. Cocksuckers. Ahem. Anyway, not having internet access really increased my productivity. I've been doing a lot of work on the new roleplaying game, Danger Patrol -- mostly artwork and finalizing the outline for the game book. It's coming along nicely. I went to see XXX last week. It was loads of fun. Much better than I expected. Sure, it's stupid, but it's a true-blue action movie, which is pretty rare these days. The pacing is spot-on, with plenty of action and crazy stunts. I like Vin Diesel, too. I liked him in Saving Private Ryan and Pitch Black and he was the voice of The Iron Giant, which rates pretty high in my book. The less said about The Fast and the Furious the better. Now you have to excuse me, there are some Nazis that need killing and they're not going to just shoot themselves. :: 9:29 PM :: :: link to this post :: Monday, August 05, 2002 Listening to: Maktub, KronosReading: Ian Stewart, Flatterland Playing: Grand Theft Auto 3 (hell yeah) "Either God gives me a god damn pony detector or He's just going to have to make some more ponies after he's done killing everybody." Seanbaby reviews the 20 Worst Video Games of All Time. Hilarity ensues. :: 4:40 AM :: :: link to this post :: Thursday, August 01, 2002 "I learn better when I get rewarded for it. Because knowledge for its own sake isn't anywhere near as cool as knowledge for candy."Peachy :: 4:45 AM :: :: link to this post ::
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